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thebootydiaries:
“ grandtheftchocobo:
“ Maybe… He boot just right for he goddam feet…
”
thicc..
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thebootydiaries:

grandtheftchocobo:

Maybe… He boot just right for he goddam feet…

thicc..

(via thebootydiaries)

— 2 months ago with 140901 notes

pyomorphic:

gorps:

Raccoons should have guns I think

they will

(via obscenes)

— 3 months ago with 85687 notes

c-bassmeow:

this is how i want to die 

(Source: xjsteph, via averagemrfox)

— 3 months ago with 66694 notes

morethanonepage:

jackthevulture:

gooseweasel:

jackthevulture:

So i live in a very pro Philadelphia sports teams family and area and the Flyers (hockey) just got a new mascot and oh my god

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It’s even more horrifying in motion, tbh

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Like I know I’m a Pens fan and therefore slightly biased but good god that thing is the stuff of nightmares.

Listen I dont watch hockey but this is the best thing to happen to me all week. This thing is so threatening.

I love him he’s my new best friend.

(via familyfriendlycryingpoems)

— 3 months ago with 37674 notes

snorlaxatives:

the-little-engine-that-couldnt:

snorlaxatives:

good morning cruel world

Don’t you mean goodbye?

no i meant good morning. this world may be cruel but i’m still kickin’

(via obscenes)

— 3 months ago with 708614 notes